Disturbed Friends is a party game designed to show you how disturbed your friends are, and most important how disturbed they think you are.
After playing this card game I know think that Cards Against Humanity is quite tame. In fact on the box they even say “this game should be banned” and they are quite right.
This is one of the many matching card games like cards against humanity but truly takes it to the next level. You are faced with horrible situations, unethical debates, and sexual situations that should make you re-evaluate some friendships.
Disturbed Friends comes with 10 sets of player cards to make a party favorite or game to bring out at Christmas. Before telling you too much about it keep reading for the disturbed friends rules and how to play.
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How to Play Disturbed Friends
Each box comes with 250 Question Cards, 100 #winning Cards, and 10 Sets of Player Cards.
Each person takes turns asking the question cards and the goal is to guess which card they are going to choose. Then each player then puts their card face down before their voting card. The card played is on an A, B, or C to what they think you will pick.
Then you read your answer out loud and if they guess it right then they are a #winning card. Once you get 5 #winning cards, you win the game!
A few examples of these question cards are:
- When I am about to organism, please….
- Tell me you love me
- Finger my ass hole
- Punch me in the face
- I think that the closets guy to me will eventually…
- Grow a perve stache
- Buy a blow up doll and use it
- Text dick selfies
- In order to destroy my Arch Nemesis I would…
- Inject them with aids
- Frame them for murder
- Steal their diary and post it on social media.
- Eeny, meanny, miny, moe
- Hobo street fighting
- Midget tossing think they should definitely make __________ an Olympic sport.
Disturbed Friends Expansion Packs
The Suicide Desk expansion pack, found on the Disturbed Friends website, literally has been banned from Amazon.
Disturbed Friends Drinking Rules
In addition to having the judge pick the best card, also have the judge pick the worst card. The person who contributed the worst card, takes a drink.
By the end of this game, you’re self integrity might be gone, so your drink probably will be empty anyhow.
It is a game that you may not play more then 5 or 6 times. It’s worth having in your adult board game collection for the nights that you do.
I would not recommend this for teens as it has adult humor and is targeted towards college style parties and pre drinking parties.